Two days before voting itís hard for almost anything else to be relevant conversation besides the elections. Itís the last leg of campaigning and thereís simply no getting away from the frenzied and breathless debates on TV, full page ads in newspapers and the frightful voiceovers that have made listening to the radio sheer torture. But politics in India remains engagingly absurd, after all, where else in the world could an ex-Chief Minister (even if just for 40 days) get slapped while campaigning? Abuses and accusations are flying about with ferocity, and the cultural context, even the very meaning of the word shehzada has changed forever. In this shrill and volatile discourse, thereís little space for mild-mannered rationalists to make it in politics: unless theyíre donning saffron robes and dispensing blessings. This election seems to have several spiritual gurus on the campaign trail, soliciting votes and promoting candidates. Even if they donít have prior experience in office, they have already amassed followers in their religious careers. Considering the wary suspicion with which politicians are regarded, an evolved holy man stands tall by comparison. The BJP candidate from east Delhi has been the international director of the Art of Living. Another religious leader Swami Sumedhanand is also a BJP contestant.
Even though many of Indiaís spiritual gurus have been ousted as self-serving sexual offenders (as recent allegations against Asaram Bapu show), in the absence of other strong role models, itís no surprise that self- appointed holy men find it easy to gather a following in politics. The Indian voter is so completely disillusioned with chaos and obscene levels of corruption that even a long-haired, saffron-clad hermit is strangely comforting and maybe even appropriate as a political leader. After all, if so many politicians in India can come to power despite a dodgy criminal background, why not someone from a spiritual one who has already invested time in bettering himself? But spirituality in India largely means giving up of material needs while politics needs big money to thrive, or even survive. How can the two, if ever, be reconciled? A yoga guru may be very wise when it comes to giving advise on health and a more fulfilling lifestyle through meditation. But creating jobs, building infrastructure and negotiating the terms of coalition politics requires astuteness of a different kind. Voters, more than ever, are keen on clean politics and itís precisely by extolling